Reblogged from sebastianmoranactualsniper
STARS. THE FINAL EXPLORE-Y PLACE. THESE ARE THE TRIP THINGS OF THE SPACEBOAT ENTERPIPES. ITS FIVE YEAR JOB THINGY: TO HANG OUT IN STRANGE NEW PLACES, TO HAVE DINNER WITH ALIENS AND SHIT, TO VAGUELY WANDER IN THAT DIRECTION LIKE NO ONE HAS DONE BEFORE.
Reblogged from passthecocaine
GUYS
SOMEONE
REDID TOY STORY
WITH ACTUAL TOYS
THE WHOLE MOVIE
A+++++ FOR FUCKING EFFORT MAN
everyone go home. pool’s closed.
we as a species have accomplished everything we could possibly accomplish now.
Reblogged from deduce-and-seduce
our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.
(Source: niknak79)
Reblogged from nothing-rhymes-with-ianto
Reblogged from sebastianmoranactualsniper
Renovated my sister’s Guess Who game. It is now Guess Superwholock. I am pleased.
I need this in my life
The first question i would ask is: Has this person died?
Reblogged from sebastianmoranactualsniper
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISHDAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS
I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS
BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY
YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’
RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’
DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’
WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY?
HEY I JUST KILLED YOU,
I’M FUCKING CRAZY
BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU
SO ROT THERE MAYBE