The Caged Lark Never Sings

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(Source: rhymingtruths)

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wimey:

assilikesbowties:

too soon?

maybe

crying

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panda-pandamonium:

sadspockpanda:

STARS. THE FINAL EXPLORE-Y PLACE. THESE ARE THE TRIP THINGS OF THE SPACEBOAT ENTERPIPES. ITS FIVE YEAR JOB THINGY: TO HANG OUT IN STRANGE NEW PLACES, TO HAVE DINNER WITH ALIENS AND SHIT, TO VAGUELY WANDER IN THAT DIRECTION LIKE NO ONE HAS DONE BEFORE.

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uwaaaah:

zoophobiacrazies:

GUYS

SOMEONE

REDID TOY STORY 

WITH ACTUAL TOYS

THE WHOLE MOVIE

A+++++ FOR FUCKING EFFORT MAN

everyone go home. pool’s closed.

we as a species have accomplished everything we could possibly accomplish now.

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(Source: faithnmisery)

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a-balrogofmorgoth:

dwarfadventures:

 #apparently smaug thought the same thing because it’s the first thing he set fire to 

(Source: costerwaldaus)

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godisgaf:

our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.

(Source: niknak79)

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koschei-the-ginger:

flyernerd:

Renovated my sister’s Guess Who game.  It is now Guess Superwholock.  I am pleased.

I need this in my life

The first question i would ask is: Has this person died?

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lucykrap:

girlwiththekey:

valerieparker:

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY


I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH

DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS

I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS

BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY

YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’

RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’

DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’

WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY? 

HEY I JUST KILLED YOU,

I’M FUCKING CRAZY

BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU

SO ROT THERE MAYBE